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  • Walter's Blog.
  • Home
  • Introduction
  • About Walter
  • 1980 Joining Up - Grafton Street
    • Arrival and First Impressions
    • First Week
    • Training
    • Passing Out
    • Yaumati Cowboy >
      • Getting on the Streets
      • Jumpers, pill poppers and the indoor BBQ
      • Tempo of the City
      • Into a Minefield.
    • Why Tango in Paris, when you can Foxtrot in Kowloon? >
      • Baptism By Fire
      • Kai Tak with Mrs Thatcher.
      • Home; The Boy Returns
    • 1984 - 1986 >
      • PTU Instructor & Getting Hitched
      • Having a go: SDU
      • Starting a Chernobyl family
      • EOD - Don't touch anything
      • Semen Stains and the rules
    • 1987 to 1992 - Should I Stay or Go? >
      • Blue Lights, Sirens & Grenades
      • Drugs, Broken Kids & A Plane Crash
      • 600 Happy Meals Please!
      • Hong Kong's Best Insurance
      • Riding the Iron Horse
  • Crime in Hong Kong
    • Triads
    • The Saga That Rocked Hong Kong's Legal Fraternity
    • Yip Kai-foon - No Hero
  • History of Hong Kong Policing
    • History 1841 to 1941
    • History 1945 to 1967
    • Anatomy of the 50 cent Riot - 1966
    • The Fall of a Commissioner.
    • History 1967 to 1980
    • Three Wise Men from the West
    • The Blue Berets.
    • The African Korps and other tribes.
    • Getting About - Transport.
    • A Pub in every station
    • Bullshit Bingo & Meetings
    • Godber - The one who nearly got away.
    • Uncle Ho
  • Top 20 Films
    • 2001 - A Space Odyssey.
    • The Godfather.
    • Blade Runner
    • Kes
    • Star Wars
    • Aliens
    • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
    • The Life of Brian
    • Dr Strangelove.
    • Infernal Affairs
    • Bridge on the River Kwai.
    • This Is Spinal Tap.
    • Chung King Express
    • An Officer and a Gentleman
    • PTU
    • Contact
    • Saving Private Ryan
    • Family Guy Star Wars
    • Zulu
    • Hard Day's Night
  • Blogs Greatest Hits
    • Vennells - In the Faustian Realm Page
    • A Bond Is Broken
    • The English Eccentric Lives On
    • How is democracy working for you?
    • Occupy Central - A creature void of form
    • Brave New World
    • Bob Dylan and Me.
    • Sweet Caroline - Never Seemed So Good!
    • Postmodernism - Spiraling down the sink hole.
    • Why Dad is so important.
    • Man Overboard
    • Suffer the Children
    • Tony Blair, the turd that won't flush
    • Algorithms and Robots - the changing face of work
    • Campus Warfare
    • Are We Alone?
    • There is no motive.
    • The State of Play
    • Crisis, What Crisis?
    • Milk Powder - A Test of public sentiment.
    • Hello Baldy - Free Speech.
    • THe Other Side of the Story
    • The Merry House of Windsor
    • The Utility of the Windsors
    • Civil War?
    • Big Lily - The Headscarf Hero
    • RTHK - Spinning.
    • Occupy Leaders Convicted - What Next?
    • Hypocrites
    • Hong Kong's Lady Macbeth
    • Beijing Says Enough Is Enough
    • The Gardens of Fuyang
    • Beating the Devil - under a flyover
    • Culture Eats Strategy for Breakfast
    • Gweilo 鬼 佬​
    • What goes around, comes around!
    • The Cobra
    • Liz Truss - A Cosplay Thatcher
    • Liz Truss trashes and crashes.
    • Hong Kong Judicary - has something gone wrong
    • Hubris, arrogance and failure.
    • Carry On Up the Khyber
    • The Unseen Hand
    • The Laptop that won't shut down
    • Legacy Media - the end is near
    • Malcolm Tucker Tribute Act
    • Journalism - Something has gone wrong?
    • Decline of the West? Maybe?
    • Canada's Killing Machine
    • English Uprising
    • South Yorkshire Police Madness
    • Deceitful BBC
    • Fair Dee Well
    • British Policing Needs A Reality Check.
    • Being a man is not a crime yet!
    • Putting Old Oak Common on the map.
    • When the winds stops blowing
    • The Long Read >
      • The Big Game
      • The Hidden Leader
      • British Policing - What's to be done?
      • How The Walls Come Down
      • War in Ukraine - the narrative and other stuff.
      • New World Order - Something is going on!
      • The Post Office; Lie, Deny, Cheat, Hide & Steal
      • To Scare the Monkeys
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Starting a Chernobyl Family

PictureOur first family home.
Working back at Police HQ, my life entered a routine. After the rough and tumble of PTU, here I'm office-bound. I only had a few months left before an extended leave, during which we planned to have the baby delivered in England. With 1997 on the horizon, we wanted to birth in the UK to avoid any complications with nationality.

Here's the thing, no one would give reassurances on what would happen. This unsettling atmosphere prompted us to take every precaution. Others opted to leave Hong Kong for good, including some of Anne's family.

Anne flew to the UK early, and I joined her later. Unfortunately, the airline wouldn't take her late in the pregnancy. So we bought our first house to set up home, awaiting the new arrival.

At one point, going to the UK didn't appear such a sensible idea because the Chernobyl nuclear power station exploded. On 26th April 1986, it started spewing radiation. Glued to the TV, we watched with alarm as a radioactive cloud spread westwards towards Britain. Anne was in the final stages of her pregnancy. We didn't want the baby born under a radioactive cloud, yet our options were limited. There was no way we could fly back to Hong Kong while heading elsewhere didn't guarantee safety.

Our concerns eased as the spread of radiation dissipated. But, upland areas in Scotland received fall-out. As a result, restrictions on livestock movement came into effect. These rules remained in place until 2010.

With the baby expected in early May, we had flights booked back to Hong Kong later that month. The first week of May arrived, then the second. Still no baby. By now, our concerns were palpable. With our flights due on 29th May, this kid was cutting it tight.

Then on 19th May, I decided to go into town to do some shopping, leaving Anne at home. I would not be gone long.

As I arrived home, the neighbours were outside our house, and my Mum was there. Anne had gone into labour. We were soon on route to the hospital. At about 9:20 pm that evening, Samantha came kicking and screaming into the world. I was present throughout as Anne hung onto me in the delivery room.

Childbirth is a painful thing, but not usually for the father. As Anne laboured away, I held her. Gradually she shifted across the bed. If you are familiar with hospital beds, you'll know they have adjusting handles. One handle now pressed into my testicles. After about 20 minutes of this, I can assure you I suffered more than her.

Walking like John Wayne after a long ride, I strode into the reception area to announce the arrival. A couple of days later, we flew back to Hong Kong with a new baby and my testicles assuming a reasonable size. We had no passport for Samantha, just a birth certificate. We cleared Immigration at Heathrow without a hitch.

On the flight back to Hong Kong, Samantha slept like a baby. What did we expect? The only bit of excitement came when the final piece of her placenta detached mid-flight. The Cathay crew were superb, and the Captain came back to see his youngest passenger.

Yet, I knew that Hong Kong Immigration would be difficult. Notorious for their bureaucratic approach, the Immigration Department does everything by the book. And when the book does not exist, they freeze or meltdown. So we lined up at Kai Tak Immigration, tired and restless after our long flight. Arriving at the immigration counter, I explained the situation.

"Please go to the back of the line," was the retort from this confused young Immigration Officer.

"No, I'm not moving."
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This response did not compute as he scrambled through his notes, looking for guidance. I explained I was a serving Hong Kong Police Officer, a civil servant, like him. That the baby was nine days old, we had no passport but a birth certificate. None of this worked, as it was not in the rulebook.

Behind me, other travellers, impatient to clear Immigration, joined in. The Immigration Officer, sweating now, sat in silence - this does not compute, does not compute! I feared that at any moment, his head was going to explode.

After a few more sharp words from me, a supervisor appeared and ushered us into a side room. He told me we could enter, but he had an issue with the baby! The stupidity of this statement set me off. I demanded to see the Chief Immigration Officer, threatened a lawsuit. Then I suggested a call to the Governor to get his permission to enter.

After much huffing and protestations, we were through Immigration after signing a paper saying the baby was ours.

As no quarter was available for us, so we ended up at the Royal Garden Hotel. At first, in a small room, but later we managed an upgrade. This place was to be home for four months. I got posted back to Police Headquarters, leaving Anne to survive with a new baby in the hotel. Not the easiest of starts, despite our luxurious surroundings.

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