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    • History 1945 to 1967
    • Anatomy of the 50 cent Riot - 1966
    • The Fall of a Commissioner.
    • History 1967 to 1980
    • Three Wise Men from the West
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      • Arrival and First Impressions
      • First Week
      • Training
      • Passing Out
      • Yaumati Cowboy >
        • Getting on the Streets
        • Jumpers, pill poppers and the indoor BBQ
        • Into a Minefield.
        • Tempo of the City
      • Why Tango in Paris, when you can Foxtrot in Kowloon? >
        • Baptism By Fire
        • Kai Tak with Mrs Thatcher.
        • Home; The Boy Returns
      • 1984 - 1986 >
        • PTU Instructor & Getting Hitched
        • Having a go: SDU
        • Starting a Chernobyl family
        • EOD - Don't touch anything
        • Semen Stains and the rules
      • 1987 to 1992 - Should I Stay or Go? >
        • Blue Lights, Sirens & Grenades
        • Drugs, Broken Kids & A Plane Crash
        • 600 Happy Meals Please!
        • Hong Kong's Best Insurance
        • Riding the Iron Horse
    • The Blue Berets.
    • The African Korps and other tribes.
    • Getting About - Transport.
    • A Pub in every station
    • Bullshit Bingo & Meetings
    • Godber - The one who nearly got away.
    • Uncle Ho
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  • About Walter
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    • 2001 - A Space Odyssey.
    • The Godfather.
    • Blade Runner
    • Kes
    • Star Wars
    • Aliens
    • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
    • The Life of Brian
    • Dr Strangelove.
    • Infernal Affairs
    • Bridge on the River Kwai.
    • This Is Spinal Tap.
    • Chung King Express
    • An Officer and a Gentleman
    • PTU
    • Contact
    • Saving Private Ryan
    • Family Guy Star Wars
    • Zulu
    • Hard Day's Night
  • Blogs Greatest Hits
    • A Silly Country
    • Vennells - In the Faustian Realm Page
    • A Bond Is Broken
    • The English Eccentric Lives On
    • How is democracy working for you?
    • Occupy Central - A creature void of form
    • Brave New World
    • Bob Dylan and Me.
    • Sweet Caroline - Never Seemed So Good!
    • Postmodernism - Spiraling down the sink hole.
    • Why Dad is so important.
    • Man Overboard
    • Suffer the Children
    • Tony Blair, the turd that won't flush
    • Algorithms and Robots - the changing face of work
    • Campus Warfare
    • Are We Alone?
    • There is no motive.
    • The State of Play
    • Crisis, What Crisis?
    • Milk Powder - A Test of public sentiment.
    • Hello Baldy - Free Speech.
    • THe Other Side of the Story
    • The Merry House of Windsor
    • The Utility of the Windsors
    • Civil War?
    • Big Lily - The Headscarf Hero
    • RTHK - Spinning.
    • Occupy Leaders Convicted - What Next?
    • Hypocrites
    • Hong Kong's Lady Macbeth
    • Beijing Says Enough Is Enough
    • The Gardens of Fuyang
    • Beating the Devil - under a flyover
    • Culture Eats Strategy for Breakfast
    • Gweilo 鬼 佬​
    • What goes around, comes around!
    • The Cobra
    • Liz Truss - A Cosplay Thatcher
    • Liz Truss trashes and crashes.
    • Hong Kong Judicary - has something gone wrong
    • Hubris, arrogance and failure.
    • Carry On Up the Khyber
    • The Unseen Hand
    • The Laptop that won't shut down
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    • Malcolm Tucker Tribute Act
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    • Decline of the West? Maybe?
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    • South Yorkshire Police Madness
    • Deceitful BBC
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The Big Parade - Passing into the Real World

In the final weeks at PTS, law exams and anti-riot training is the focus. Even today, the whole of the Hong Kong Police can switch into a para-military anti-riot mode at short notice.

This training was rather bizarre. We drilled as a platoon, except some of us had weapons and others pretended. This farce included making clicking noises to show we'd fired the guns. We worked hard not to laugh, as an instructor lobbed a coke can shouting 'Bomb!'


If my memory serves me correct, four of the officers who started the course with me had left. One Chinese lady was gone in the first week when the rigours of PTS proved too much. Two expatriates fell on the Cantonese course, and a local officer was back-squadded. He had to repeat the law course. 

In the last week, we rehearsed the passing out parade. We marched from morning to noon, had a short break and did the same in the afternoon. The first few days, we had taped music. But once the band joined us, things came together, as we put on an excellent show. 

The night before the big parade, we waited in the Mess for the announcement on our postings. I wanted somewhere in Kowloon because I reckoned that where the action was. Having done a two-day attachment to the vice squad in Yaumati, I felt that was the place for me. Although, Mongkok would also do. Please don't send me to Marine. 

The instructors played their usual mind game by keeping us waiting. Finally, after a delay, they arrived and made the announcements. I struck gold. Yaumati Division in Kowloon. Well happy!

Immediately after the Saturday parade, its bags packed onto the trucks and off to Kowloon. A bunch of constables joined me for the same assignment. I'm given a flat in the New World Apartments on the Tsim Sha Tsui waterfront to add to my luck. 

I'd expected shabby accommodation in a police station. But things were changing, and I was amongst the first to benefit. My new home had a swimming pool, a gym, and Bar City downstairs in the New World Centre. 

I was looking good. I was now an official lean, mean crime-fighter. Except, the truth was different. I knew nothing. 

I had a narrow understanding of the law, plus some police procedures. My limitations were self-evident. With no idea about the dynamics or complexities of the actual policing, I was soon on a fast learning curve.

Yep, I'm about to be fostered on the officers of Yaumati Police Station. To me, it's all exciting and new; for them, I'm another young inspector who needs moulding into something useful before I falter. 

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